All comedy is inherently subjective, but occasionally something emerges that is as close to objectively entertaining as possible. Mascots wrecking pee wee football players as part of an NFL halftime exhibition falls pretty squarely in the latter genre.

Today in Cincinnati, we got a prime example, as local mascots from college and professional teams took the field at halftime of Bengals-Patriots to take on, presumably, some local children. The Cincinnati Bearcat took the ball in a power set, and the Bearcat was not going to be kept out of the end zone.

Lowers the boom! The zoom and enhance is also tremendous:

The other mascots just milling around while the Bearcat spams the truck stick is great. Honestly, this was more entertaining than a lot of actual NFL football.

About Jay Rigdon

Jay is a writer and editor for The Comeback, and a contributor at Awful Announcing. He is not a strong swimmer.