On Sunday afternoon, Twitter exploded when a dildo—yes, a dildo—landed on the field of the Bills vs. Patriots game. Just a day later, the exclusive story emerged of how the sex toy was smuggled inside the stadium.
If someone had predicted and bet money a dildo would be one of the more popular topics talked about on Twitter during week 8 of the NFL season, that person would be very rich.
https://twitter.com/Diane_7A/status/792809481746911232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
A day after the “incident” occurred, the man who smuggled the sex-toy into the stadium appeared on the Trainwreck Sports podcast to explain just how he got the dildo inside the stadium and onto the field.
“My goal was to pretty much get it as far as I could on the field because I was in row 18, so it was pretty far away,” he said. “It was a great toss.”
A great toss is an understatement. Just look at where it landed!
Dildo launch from @hub_nation 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG
— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
The fan hasn’t stated his full name, but wasn’t afraid to drag his girlfriend into the conversation. He said the dildo was a part of her costume to celebrate Halloween on Saturday. When she left it at his friend’s house, he realized what he could use it for; insulting Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady.
BREAKING: The dildo was intended for Tom Brady, not Chris Hogan: pic.twitter.com/w6Fm2nFYl2
— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) October 31, 2016
“I wore two pairs of pants,” he said. “I was freaking out if they (were going to) grab it, but they didn’t pat me down.”
So that’s how he got it through security? Two pairs of pants? I totally feel safe going to NFL games now knowing what you can do if you wear two pairs of paints.
Oddly enough, the fan didn’t even get in trouble either.
“Not one thing happened,” the mysterious man said. “I didn’t get in trouble at all.”
Godspeed, dildo tosser. Godspeed.
