FOXBORO, MA – AUGUST 13: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots walks off the field after a loss turnover the Green Bay Packers during a preseason game at Gillette Stadium on August 13, 2015 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

If you’d like a personal message from Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady, it’s going to cost you a pretty penny.

Brady is teaming up with the memorabilia service Tristar. The Patriots QB will sign items with personalized messages. The cost for a note from Brady is absurd.

“Licensed trading card (3.5″ x 5″) – $499
Flat Item up to and including 11×14 – $799
Flat Item larger than 11×14, mini helmet, or football – $819
Full size helmet, or NFL licensed jersey – $849
Reproduced artwork, canvas, or multi-signed item with 5 or more signatures – $1,399
Original artwork, game used, or any other item not listed – $1,999
Inscription – Choose 1 from: 4x SB MVP, SB 51 MVP, SB 49 MVP, SB 38 MVP, SB 36 MVP, 16-0 ’07 – $299
Inscription – Choose 1 from: 2x NFL MVP, 5x SB Champ, SB 51 Champs, 07 NFL MVP, 10 NFL MVP – $399
Personalization up to 20 characters – $499″

$499 for a message seven times smaller than a tweet? Or the same price for a trading card with his autograph? That’s ridiculous. But, given Brady’s prominence and success in the league, it’s safe to assume people will pay the inflated amount.

As For The Win notes, the signing isn’t even public. Those paying the high costs won’t get the chance to even meet Brady. Instead, he’ll spend an afternoon signing things at his own leisure and make a shitload of cash in the process. Being Tom Brady must be real hard.

[For The Win]

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