The Philadelphia Flyers made a bold move Monday, unveiling new mascot Gritty to much derision. Well, the team hosted the Boston Bruins in preseason action Monday night, and Gritty got to make his on-ice debut. Sadly, it didn’t go so well for him:
GRITTY SLIPPED AND FELL pic.twitter.com/fryxN8cZGi
— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) September 24, 2018
And that wasn’t the only shot of a Gritty fall:
I love Gritty and there’s nothing you squares can say to make me change my mind. https://t.co/jJakKBwnFn
— Kevin Slattery (@KFSlattery) September 25, 2018
Gritty also shot someone in the back with a t-shirt cannon:
https://twitter.com/orangeandsass/status/1044372945802588166
Well, hey, as viewers of American Vandal‘s second season know, there are definitely worse things that can come out of a t-shirt cannon. But none of this will top the setting of Gritty’s earlier entrance to Ginuwine’s “Pony”:
you are gonna want the sound on for this one…. pic.twitter.com/lYA6iuUuSU
— gabrielle ivy (@GID_it_done) September 24, 2018
There was also a threat against the rival Pittsburgh Penguins’ mascot:
Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird. pic.twitter.com/wLmGBa0Oyh
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) September 24, 2018
Oh, and even after the pratfalls and after the Flyers falling behind 2-0, there was Gritty dancing:
OH MY GOD YESSSSSS pic.twitter.com/XNapWklxBm
— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) September 25, 2018
Footloose (1984) pic.twitter.com/U6vvNkoLWe
— Broad Street Hockey (@BroadStHockey) September 25, 2018
Look, Gritty may not be the mascot we need, but he’s definitely the mascot we deserve.
Well that’s appropriate.