Every year since 2015, a YouTube account called “Game on Minnesota” has done the world a great service by documenting the best/worst hockey hair in the Minnesota state high school hockey tournament, which is a goldmine for this in case weird hockey hair is your cup of tea. 2017 hasn’t disappointed either, as some examples below will show:
Bradley Golant's blowout is the biggest hockey hair pic.twitter.com/Dr0DEJESpJ
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) March 9, 2017
That is actually Manchester United midfielder Marouane Fellaini’s long-lost American cousin, and no one can tell me otherwise. And you also now can’t unsee it.
And if Billy Ray Cyrus mullets are your thing:
Check the mullet on Ethan Boche, he wants you to pic.twitter.com/0rpSyZpusK
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) March 9, 2017
That’s pretty bold, especially for a high school student.
Here’s the big video, and there are a couple of others you should take note of:
#8, Dallas Duckson, which honestly sounds like the name of a news anchor in a bad Anchorman rip-off, has for some reason, a Rollie Fingers mustache plus a bleached mullet. Interesting combination. That’s at 3:53 of the video, but their #1 is pretty amazing too. #1 is Reagan Garden, who is actually a lost long Hanson brother (the MMMBop ones, not Slap Shot).
Hilariously enough, the organizers of the tournament also find these videos and the dumb hair as “distracting” and takes away from the tournament.
“That has absolutely nothing to do with our tournament,” said Dave Stead, executive director of the MSHSL to the Star-Tribune. “It’s a guy who’s sitting in his living room taking photos off his TV set. My concern is for the kids and the tournaments.”
I’d love to see him go around to the individual kids with a pair of scissors and clippers trying to cut the hair off, but good luck with that bud. You made your bed, you have to lie in it.
Anyway, dumb hockey hair. Let it flow on.
