Ryan Lochte

It hasn’t really been Ryan Lochte’s year, and “in honor” of that, I suppose, he picked out his Halloween get-up perfectly. Lochte dressed up as the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland:

Last night me and my beautiful Alice in Wonderland🎩👸🎃#casamigos #halloween

A photo posted by Ryanlochte (@ryanlochte) on Oct 29, 2016 at 10:17am PDT

But not just any Mad Hatter. Lochte went as Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter from the recent Alice in Wonderland live action film, and it’s way more terrifying than the Mad Hatter in the cartoon Disney film.

To add to the freakiness, Lochte’s snapchats from the night were even scarier than the costume itself.


Try having a good night’s sleep after looking at that face on repeat, my friends. I’m having night terrors writing out this post. By the way, that’s a good use of Vine, as it’s about to go away forever. #RIPVine. Hope you don’t run into Nightmare Ryan Lochte.


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