Footwear company Sperry is featured quite prominently in Jaws, and in honor of the film’s 41st birthday they has launched a line of Jaws-themed footwear.
You can buy these shoes in a variety of colors, including “Blood red,” to make everyone think a shark bit your toes off.
“Tooth White,” to make everyone think a shark’s tooth is now permanently lodged in your feet
“Ocean blue,” to make everyone think a shark is about to bite your toes off.
The inside of the shoe features the ominous tag: “NO SWIMMING/HAZARDOUS AREA,” which is also appropriate for anyone with athletes foot or for someone who has a friend with an awkward foot fetish.
The shoes go on sale in May and will run between $70-$85 depending on the pair.
And if decide to buy a pair for one of your friends, just make sure yout say “Smile, you son of a bitch!” right before giving them over.
[Mashable]