The summer is coming to an unofficial close, which means this groundbreaking series about things millennials like is also coming to a close. We learned that many of these things are bad, especially Snapchat and Pitch Perfect, the deficient baseball movie starring Anna Kendrick.

One thing from millennial culture that we haven’t discussed that needs to be examined as we say farewell: the culture of blaming millennials for everything that is wrong in the world. The only thing sillier than some of the things blamed on millennials is the reaction millennials have to being assigned blame for these things. Is it possible the millennial doth protest too much?

Let us tie a bow on the Millennial Divide series by looking at eight things that are blamed on millennials, if that blame is deserved and if it’s even a bad thing.

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1. Millennials are blamed for: the slow demise of the napkin industry

What? Millennials are opting to purchase paper towels instead, according to the Washington Post. Yes, this is the kind of stuff dumped on the millennial. A study showed that young people aren’t buying napkins because paper towels do the job better. We are all straining for content at different times, but I wish I could have been there for the pitch meeting that featured, “Millennials hate napkins.”

Do millennials deserve the blame? You bet! If a study done by a company that you’ve never heard of throws percentages at you, it must be true. This must be an airtight piece of research that can’t possibly be flawed in any way. And if the millennial is giving the finger to napkins and that’s why napkin sales are down, that’s on the millennial.

Is this bad? Good lord, no. Napkins suck. They don’t absorb anything, especially those dumb cloth napkins you get in restaurants. Paper towels are utilitarian and this proves millennials have no time for screwing around. If your face is covered in millennial sauce (I don’t know what millennials use for sustenance), you’d always take a paper towel over a napkin. Good job, young folks.

2. Millennials are blamed for: the coming of Pitch Perfect 3.

What? I know, they’re making three movies based on acappella competitions and the second one was worse than the first one. Hell, they’re may even be a fourth one. This will probably be a series that lives on after all the stars leave. You’ll be in Target in 2025 and see in the $3 bin a Pitch Perfect 9: Acapella Prison Blues starring the adopted Vietnamese girl from Modern Family.

Do millennials deserve blame? Yes! Did you know the whole Pitch Perfect thing is based on a book by Mickey Rapkin, whose age places him within the parameters of a millennial? So it’s written by a millennial and for millennials. They deserve all the scorn you can muster.

Is this bad? Yes. Clearly.

3. Millennials are blamed for: the selfie culture

What? Millennials love taking pictures of themselves and posting them to Instagram, Snapchat and probably a bunch of other platforms an old person like me doesn’t know about. It’s such a big thing that someone invented a stick you can hold that helps take a better selfie (and leads to people falling off mountains and buildings).

Do millennials deserve blame? There’s really no way this isn’t on the millennial.

Is this bad? No. Not really, anyway. So young people can’t get enough positive feedback about their selfies. Who cares? If some of us were still in our youthful primes and didn’t let an average of three likes per selfie get us down, we’d be more into it. Whenever you see millennial criticism when it comes to selfies, it’s always rooted in old people jealousy.

4. Millennials are blamed for: nobody ever checking voicemail anymore

What? Millennials not only never check voicemails — they brag about it to whoever will listen. For those of us too old to understand, you know junk mail? You get a letter from your college or a flyer for a gym membership discount or a jury duty summons, and you just chuck it without reading it? That’s how the millennial treats 18-second messages from friends and strangers.

Do millennials deserve blame? Unequivocally.

Is this bad? It’s so bad! This is not a badge of honor. Let’s break this out into the two possible voicemails you could receive.

— Voicemail from a known number: If your friends are like my friends, we have an unspoken agreement to never call each other. Texting is the greatest thing ever invented. So, if you get a call from a friend and they leave a voicemail, logic dictates it must be important. It could be bad (my mom died) or good (I’m getting married), but it’s clearly something that rises above texting.

— Voicemail from an unknown number: No one answers those, right? But what if they leave a message? Maybe it’s a robocall or telemarketer, but maybe it’s a stranded friend calling from a pay phone or your power company letting you know your payment is overdue and your electricity will be turned off in 48 hours. You may want to listen to that.

Either way, in the time it takes you to send that tweet laughing about how you have an unheard voicemail, you could listen to it.

5. Millennials are blamed for: the practice of rampant hopping from job to job

What? I asked a millennial friend for things her kind get blamed for, and this one seemed made up. It’s not! There’s a whole Gallup story about how millennials are the job-hopping generation.

Do millennials deserve blame? Hell, no. I remember being young and always hearing about how a lot of people will have 10 jobs in a lifetime. I have like five right now.

Is this bad? God, no. This is what you do when you’re young; you figure out what you like and what you’re good at, and you can do that by trying new fields. Again, any sort of resentment from the olds stems from them sticking with crappy jobs that offered no advancement for way too long. If I could time travel, it’s 1) kill Hitler, 2) watch the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl (twice) again and 3) bounce around to more jobs in my 20s.

6. Millennials are blamed for: a decline in people getting married.

What? What percentage of “Millennials are killing X” stories originate from the Washington Post? Because that’s where this wedding stuff comes from. The average age of first marriages is up for men and women and it’s all because of the apps and the contraceptives and the… wait, there’s a better reason.

Do millennials deserve blame? No! You know why millennials aren’t getting married? They’re broke! And you know why they’re broke? Because boomers tanked the economy! There’s no 25-year-old in massive debt saying, “I’m real glad I have to work five jobs and and live with three roommates because I want to avoid marriage!” They’re broke! Broke AF, as I imagine a millennial would say in a text.

Is this bad? No. If a 26-year-old woman wants to marry a 28-year-old man, they can go to City Hall and get it done. If college is the biggest waste of money, a big wedding has to be a close second. Why make all your friends fly from all over and buy you a gift just because you’ve decided you don’t want to bang anyone else for the rest of your life? Take that wedding money and go to Las Vegas. I love open bar as much as the next cheap boozer, but I’m OK with not flying to Ohio to see a wedding that probably ends in divorce anyway.

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7. Millennials are blamed for: NBC’s terrible Rio Olympic ratings

What? This is my favorite one of all. Ratings were down about 20 percent, although, technically, millennials weren’t really blamed, despite what headlines and tweets with links you didn’t click said. A suit said before the Olympics that a “nightmare” scenario would be a 20 percent drop, then that happened, so millennials were blamed.

Do millennials deserve blame? Yes and no. They deserve blame in that young people weren’t watching, hence the drop. But it’s not really their fault the Olympics suck and in 2016, NBC tape-delayed the crap out of events in a time when everything is available to everyone at all times. Millennials could have been doing literally anything besides watching the Olympics and that was time better spent.

Is this bad? No. It’s amazing. If this doesn’t wake up NBC to the fact that people aren’t watching events that happened six hours earlier, the next Olympics will be better for everyone.

8. Millennials are blamed for: Keeping Up With The Kardashians

What? Explaining this feels like talking down to you, but we’re eight items into this and this is the format. Ask an old person about millennials, and the image of Kim and her sisters most likely comes to mind. Can you believe it’s been on TV since 2007? Not bad for a show with a 2.8 rating on IMDb.

Do millennials deserve blame? No. What? That’s right — no! You know why? Because this show wasn’t created by some 23-year-old bearded idiot in skinny jeans or a 24-year-old woman who walked into the E! offices and said, “Kardashians. Ideate. Brand reclamation. Synergy.” It was created by an old-ass dude named Jonathan Murray. Yeah, Ryan Seacrest was involved — and boy, does he suck — but Murray is a reality TV pioneer that created the Real World shows (still in love with you, Julie) so this is on him more than anyone.

Is this bad? No. A multi-million-dollar empire featuring self-confessed untalented humans may upset some people, but it gives an untalented person like myself hope.