It was Anthony Scaramucci’s dirty mouth that likely got him fired from his job as White House communications director for Donald Trump. Now, his most recent job offer would like to put that dirty mouth to work.
The adult entertainment company CamSoda has offered The Mooch a new gig as the company’s communications director. Darren Press, vice president of CamSoda, penned a public offer letter to Scaramucci on Monday.
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“I want to extend my condolences for being relieved of your duties as communications director. We really appreciate your direct and colorful language and I would like to officially extend an offer for you to work for CamSoda in a similar role — serving as CamSoda’s Communications Director.”
“Similar to your previous role, you’ll be required to give daily press briefings on an assortment of topics ranging in material — everything from the positives of safe sex to the best positions for people to try to even a quick rundown of upcoming cam shows that will be featured on our platform, touting the impressive roster of models we have.”
“Before you dismiss this offer, consider that we receive millions of visitors each and every day and your broadcasts will be viewed by fans spanning not just the entire country, but also the entire globe. In return for your service, we will compensate you up to $500,000.”
Considering Mooch quit his job and didn’t take a salary while with the White House, you’d have to imagine he’s at least going to kick the tires on that salary.
Press added that he’d like to “flesh out the specifics” of the offer in person.
He also noted that the company is concerned about security, just as Scaramucci was concerned about press leaks. They intend to use a feature called “dick-ometrics, a biometric security offering that utilizes the penis to ensure a secure login.” Though, that may be fake news.
[The Wrap]
