Everton went to Austria on Saturday for a preseason match against ATV Irdning.

They won 22-0, which doesn’t seem possible outside of FIFA on amateur mode, but hey, it happened.

At halftime, it was “only” 10-0. Newly minted Everton manager Marco Silva, in his first match in charge of the club, made ten subs at the break…and the Toffees put 12 more on the board, including four in a row by Kevin Mirallas over the first 14 minutes of the half.

Mirallas finished the match with five goals, while Cenk Tosun and Oumar Niasse each put four on the board and Ademola Lookman netted a hat trick of his own.

There actually *were* officials at this game, because Everton had a goal ruled offside in the 84th minute.

If you wanted to check out all the goals, go right ahead.

In case any Everton supporters wanted to take anything away from this match, maybe pump the brakes a little bit. ATV Irdning finished dead last in the fourth tier of the Austrian league last season. They’re literally a team of farmers.

Hell, one of their defenders scored on own goal on what should have been a simple back pass to the goalkeeper.

You know what this means, of course – Everton’s gonna win the Premier League this season. Suck on that, Manchester City.

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