Everyone’s been there. You buy some bulk candy. You head home, excited to dive into some sugary goodness, only to open up the box or bag and find that the flavor selection is heavily unbalanced.

That’s what happened to former USMNT starter Jay DeMerit back in April, when he bought a big bag of Starbursts:

The classic “no reds” conundrum. It could have been worse, of course; at least he received too many orange pieces, as opposed to yellow.

Quick but definitive Starburst Flavor Ranking:

1. Red

2. Pink

3. Orange

4. Yellow

DeMerit had likely forgotten he’d sent that tweet, but like a delicious corn-syrup elephant, Starbursts never forget:

Now that’s an excellent use of social media. If only every company people complained about on Twitter was required to respond in kind. (Though, if that was the case, airlines would likely go bankrupt.) Your mileage may vary when it comes to this strategy, of course, but it’s cool to see fun interactions like this. The world would be a better place with more unexpected candy deliveries.

[@D6MERIT]

About Jay Rigdon

Jay is a columnist at Awful Announcing. He is not a strong swimmer. He is probably talking to a dog in a silly voice at this very moment.