Everyone’s been there. You buy some bulk candy. You head home, excited to dive into some sugary goodness, only to open up the box or bag and find that the flavor selection is heavily unbalanced.

That’s what happened to former USMNT starter Jay DeMerit back in April, when he bought a big bag of Starbursts:

About Jay Rigdon

Jay is a columnist at Awful Announcing. He is not a strong swimmer. He is probably talking to a dog in a silly voice at this very moment.