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World reacts to brutal Ted Cruz, Astros news

"Shoutout to Ted Cruz for cursing the Astros."

"Unbelievable loser energy."

Ted Cruz will attend Game 7.

Ted Cruz will attend the Houston Astros Game 7.

Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz was on the receiving end of another roasting session after he saw another Houston Astros ALCS loss.

"You couldn't don't know how college athletics works."

"I believe that would be a very serious mistake."

"Next up is the Deion Sanders of the Republican Caucus, Ted Cruz."

"I guess it's possible to find common ground with anyone."

"It pisses me off."

While the Houston Astros lost to the Texas Rangers in Game 1 of the 2023 ALCS, Senator Ted Cruz took it on the chin online.

Cruz told reporters that his bill currently has a 60/40 chance of passing.

Colin Allred is taking on Ted Cruz.

"I've taken down tougher people than Ted Cruz."

"My dream would be to throw one of the players a beer. Doubt it would happen haha but that would be epic."