San Diego man arrested after breaking into bank to microwave Hot Pockets, says ‘Hell yeah it’s worth it’
A man was arrested early Wednesday morning in San Diego after breaking into a Wells Fargo bank. He...
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Nebraska man shoplifts after filling out job application, returns for job interview hours later and is quickly arrested
Luke Skywalker arrested in Texas for marijuana possession
Here's a well-timed story.
A 17-year-old girl ran away from home, snuck into a plane, started one engine, and crashed it into a building
Around 7:30 a.m. Wednesday at Fresno Yosemite International Airport, a 17-year-old runaway snuck into a plane, started it, and crashed it.
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
And of course, in Florida.
Missouri man arrested after enormous fart gives away his location to police
A very Missouri story.
Washington man shoots himself in testicles while hiding marijuana in his ass
Police also found a bag of methamphetamine inside his blood-stained jeans.
40-year-old Indiana man sues parents for getting rid of his massive porn collection
An Indiana man moved into a new home in Muncie, IN (Jerry Gergich’s favorite spot), only to notice...
Romance novelist who wrote “How To Murder Your Husband” arrested…on suspicion of murdering her husband
68-year-old Oregon romance novelist Nancy Crampton-Brophy penned a "How To Murder Your Husband" essay in 2011. Last week, she was arrested for the June murder of her husband.
Oregon man tries to destroy the golden arches after McDonald’s refuses to make him 30 double cheeseburgers
An Oregon man was very hungry for double cheeseburgers, and was very angry when McDonald’s chose to not...
Naked man arrested after riding stolen ATV wrong way on Kansas City highway in 20-minute police chase
Drunk Long Beach man arrested after riding horse onto freeway
"The man was arrested and booked for riding a horse under the influence."
Louisiana man arrested after letting out blood-curdling scream and ranting on church stage about pizza rolls and ice cream
It sounds like someone had an extreme case of the munchies.
Florida Waffle House serves a couple a whole dead frog in a water glass
"You have hairs in your food sometimes or maybe a little piece of plastic from packaging. But, this is an amphibian and that's not something that...you definitely lose your appetite immediately."
Phoenix man wields machete, demands donut samples
A fairly extreme reaction to being denied free donuts.
California schools say music presenter may have given kids flutes tainted with his semen
Well, that's disturbing.
Denver woman finds apology note, $40, and a joint on her car after someone scratches it
The Denver local news even had fun with this one.
Man kicked out of Cincinnati casino for pooping his pants, claims he didn’t poop his pants
A Maine woman was rescued from a river, and then promptly arrested
Out of the river, into the jail cell?
Pagan priest in Maine wins right to wear goat horns for ID photo, refers to them as ‘horns of power’
It’s a tale as old as time- a pagan priest wants to wear goat horns in his license...
NY police break through car window to rescue frozen woman… who is actually a mannequin
A local policeman in upstate New York passed the ultimate Mannequin Challenge on Friday. The officer admirably broke through...
We have some questions about the pet alligator in the Halloween costume
You may have seen this last night. If not, you’re in for a treat. (That’s a Halloween joke.)...
