The Comeback: Today’s Top Sports Stories & Reactions
"Champion of the People."
"I need to know the order at Brown Jug, how much Harbaugh tipped, everything."
"Can’t tell if satire or real."
That is a lot of mayo.
"Waffle House employees have that ECW '95-98 dog in them."
"The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design."
"When a child grows up, the first errand he runs on his own is to buy a baguette at the bakery."
The Sanders-branded hot dog roller grills have been out in the world since 2005, but they aren't currently easily available.
“If I was on cannabis, I wouldn't have bit his ear.”
That's one way to attract a crowd.
Tyson Foods CFO John R. Tyson was arrested Sunday morning for criminal trespass and public intoxication.
"Most overrated candy ever."
No thank you.
Unsurprisingly, this led to some jokes.