In part of its ongoing quest to “make baseball fun again,” as Bryce Harper would say, Major League Baseball is holding “Players Weekend” from August 25-27. During that time, players of all 30 teams will wear nicknames on their nameplates in place of their regular names. Even the Yankees, who have never ever put names on jerseys, are participating.
And although more than a few players lamely decided to forgo nicknames, some of them came up with pretty clever monikers.
There was Chase “Silver Fox” Utley.
Chase Utley's jersey might sell well with the over-40 crowd pic.twitter.com/EvRNLmmx4U
— Alex Putterman (@AlexPutterman) August 9, 2017
Travis “Lil D” d’Arnaud.
Lil Dicky about to buy like 200 of these (@lildickytweets) pic.twitter.com/9tqhZI1uVx
— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 9, 2017
Felipe “Nightmare” Rivero.
Felipe Rivero knows how unhittable he is and he will flaunt it in your face that he throws 100 MPH and you don't pic.twitter.com/NkLeQ895bi
— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 9, 2017
Michael “Jus Blaze” Blazek.
OH MY GOD MICHAEL BLAZEK pic.twitter.com/7GJ3iZYp54
— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 9, 2017
Josh “PTBNL” Phegley, who finally gives Oakland A’s fans a jersey they can buy without worrying about having to throw it away later.
Josh Phegley going with PTBNL is some outstanding shade throwing pic.twitter.com/QqezUzxozz
— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 9, 2017
“Dirty Craig” Kimbrel.
KIMBREL IS NOW KNOWN AS DIRTY CRAIG pic.twitter.com/5zGnquTmaP
— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 9, 2017
Aaron “A-a-ron” Altherr, with the Key & Peele reference.
A-A-Ron is pretty good, but should have gone with D'glester Hardunkichud pic.twitter.com/EPwxbeKnad
— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) August 9, 2017
But the undisputed best Players Weekend jersey belongs to Mariners third baseman (and noted very good player!) Kyle Seager, whose nickname is a nod to his younger brother.
Shut it down, no one is beating Kyle Seager's Players Weekend jersey pic.twitter.com/5HbSEAHlFy
— Alex Putterman (@AlexPutterman) August 9, 2017
As for Corey Seager?
He’ll just wear “Seager.“