Joseph Randle

Joseph Randle’s sad story continues to get even more heartbreaking. He’s been arrested three times in the last month and a half, and now details have emerged about his February 21st arrest, thanks to TMZ.

It all started to go wrong for the former Cowboys running back after he lost a game of beer pong (haven’t we all been there before?), although Randle believed he didn’t actually lose the game in question. Randle pushed his opponent onto the balcony, but the situation was quickly mollified.

However, it didn’t stop there, because Randle was still acting unruly and was then asked by the party hosts to leave, which he didn’t. Instead, he went back upstairs and attacked some party goers, until some others literally, “wrangled Randle and literally pushed him out of the home”.

One of the hosts followed Randle out to his car asking him politely to leave, but instead Randle got behind the wheel of his car and drove it at the host at somewhere between 20 and 30 miles per hour, hitting the host and throwing him over the top of the car in the process. Randle then hit two more people who came out to help the victim. One of those victims was a female who was hospitalized after losing consciousness several times after the attack.

Randle was arrested and charged with aggravated battery, marijuana possession, threats, and interfering with law enforcement. He’s being held in a Kansas jail on a $150,000 bond.


About Matt Lichtenstadter

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