A very good cow, which bravely escaped a slaughterhouse, decided to take a stroll in New York City on Tuesday, as one does. There are lots of cows in New York State, but there aren’t any in New York City, and that lack of cows is what makes it the worst part of the state.
Look at this good cow! We need more city cows!
https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/834095095909584897
Unfortunately, the New York City Police Department decided that the cow couldn’t mind its own business on the street of Queens and started a chase.
Police are trying to capture a runaway cow on the loose in Jamaica, Queens, NY. https://t.co/mID9x6wZyx pic.twitter.com/LxY7egM90O
— ABC News (@ABC) February 21, 2017
The cow’s evasion tactics were top-notch, as he avoided capture on more than one occasion. Watch him squeeze between the tackles and hit the hole hard. Such good vision.
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/834089060301955072
After two hours, the cow was caught, and he died shortly thereafter.
https://twitter.com/nycityalerts/status/834128249760411652
Pour one out for the cow.
