Firefighters had to cut a man out of a portable toilet at Gettysburg after he was trapped by a fallen tree
"He was very lucky. It was a large tree, and it just missed striking him. It could have been very serious."
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Austrian town changes name from “Fucking” to “Fugging”: “Don’t people have any sense of humor these days?”
Last decade, the then-mayor said "Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking—and it's going to stay Fucking." Now, however, the Fucking is going away.
Florida man with machete face tattoo arrested for alleged machete attack
Justin Couch was arrested for an alleged machete attack on another man and he's got a machete tattoo under his left eye.
Ford to reveal new Bronco on O.J. Simpson’s birthday (Update)
Ford said the July 9 date was "purely coincidental" but they are not changing the date of the Bronco reveal.
Australian man acquitted for entering house with weapon due to mistaken address/sex fantasy defense
The man who hired the two for his sex fantasy "was willing to pay $5,000 if it was 'really good.'"
San Diego man arrested after breaking into bank to microwave Hot Pockets, says ‘Hell yeah it’s worth it’
A man was arrested early Wednesday morning in San Diego after breaking into a Wells Fargo bank. He...
Milwaukee man does push-ups on top of moving vehicle
Not the best form on the push-ups either.
Police pull over five-year-old boy who was driving to California to buy a Lamborghini
Kid really wanted a Lamborghini.
Alabama man arrested for trespassing at closed Disney World after camping on Discovery Island for several days
Nebraska man shoplifts after filling out job application, returns for job interview hours later and is quickly arrested
A small plane made an emergency landing in traffic on a highway outside of Quebec City
Drivers on Quebec's Highway 40 probably didn't expect to see a plane land in front of them.
Car goes high-speed into a roundabout, flies away like a GTA stunt jump before crashing into a cemetery and bursting into flames
The driver has non-life-threatening injuries, thankfully.
Which five sports figures should you be stuck in quarantine with?
These five sports figures would be very nice to have around during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Calgary cancels public gatherings until June 30 due to COVID-19, including pro sports
The Calgary Flames (NHL) and Calgary Stampeders (CFL) won't be able to hold home games before July due to the coronavirus outbreak, if those leagues return to action.
Police on lookout for a condom thief after he stole many boxes of condoms from an Ohio CVS
This very sexually responsible thief stole over $1,500 worth of condoms from CVS.
