Lance Armstrong death hoax

Lance Armstrong is not dead, even though fox-news24.com decided to tell everyone he is. And here’s the proof from Armstrong himself, shaking his head disapprovingly at his own death hoax in an Instagram video posted earlier today.

"The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated." – Mark Twain

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Of course, Armstrong has been dead in the eyes of many cycling fans ever since he was caught using performance enhancing drugs. He denied those reports at first too, and they turned out to be true. But I believe the denial of his own death holds more water.

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