Ohio State Buckeyes fans Dec 31, 2022; Atlanta, Georgia, USA; Ohio State Buckeyes fans, from left, Roy James of Findlay, Ryan Wickerham of Columbus, Frank Jenkins of London and Corey Basinger of Columbus spell out O-H-I-O while tailgating prior to the Peach Bowl in the College Football Playoff semifinal at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Adam Cairns-The Columbus Dispatch Ncaa Football Peach Bowl Ohio State At Georgia

Northwestern University is in the midst of trying to replace the 47,000-seat Ryan Field stadium with a brand-new football stadium.

However, as tends to happen, they find themselves in a bit of a fight with locals and neighbors who are concerned about what the new stadium will bring with it.

In at least one Evanston local’s opinion, that means a lot more Ohio State fans and that’s not a good thing.

In a Wall Street Journal article about the town-gown battle over the potential new stadium, local resident and business owner Steve Starkman shared his insights on what the other Big Ten fanbases are like when they visit, and it led to a pretty hilarious takedown of Buckeyes fans.

Wisconsin fans party very hard but are “nice and respectful,” he said; Michigan State fans are “brilliant, lots of doctors and judges”; Michigan supporters are “ruffians” but generally well behaved; Iowa’s are the friendliest in the Big Ten, and Nebraska’s fans are the most likely to arrive in pickups.

“Ohio State fans are the only problem,” Mr. Starkman said. “They have a monster following, and they think the world is their bathroom.”

The WSJ said it reached out to Ohio State for comment but they declined.

We’re a bit concerned that OSU fans might search out Starkman’s hot dog shop and prove him right, but hopefully, they’ll just take solace in enjoying their yearly victories over the Wildcats instead.

[WSJ]

About Sean Keeley

Along with writing for Awful Announcing and The Comeback, Sean is the Editorial Strategy Director for Comeback Media. Previously, he created the Syracuse blog Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician and wrote 'How To Grow An Orange: The Right Way to Brainwash Your Child Into Rooting for Syracuse.' He has also written non-Syracuse-related things for SB Nation, Curbed, and other outlets. He currently lives in Seattle where he is complaining about bagels. Send tips/comments/complaints to sean@thecomeback.com.