robinson cano-seattle mariners May 13, 2018; Detroit, MI, USA; Seattle Mariners second baseman Robinson Cano (22) walks off the field with medical staff after being hit by a pitch in the third inning against the Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park. Mandatory Credit: Rick Osentoski-USA TODAY Sports

The Seattle Mariners currently own the longest playoff drought in baseball, having failed to make the postseason every year since their 116-win 2001 campaign ended in the ALCS. Each spring seems to offer real reason to hope the streak might end, and each fall brings the disappointment of a near (or not-so-near) miss.

This year’s Mariners are off to a strong start, with a 24-17 record that ranks fifth in the American League. They have had one of the league’s best offenses (fifth in baseball in OPS) and a pitching staff that has been good enough to get by. With James Paxton finally looking like an ace and Edwin Diaz emerging as one of the best relievers in baseball, there has been plenty of reason for optimism in Seattle. Over the season’s first six weeks, it had been easy to wonder whether this could be the year.

And then Robinson Cano broke his hand. And then MLB announced that he had been suspended 80 games after testing positive for a diuretic likely used to mask a performance-enhancing drug. Just like that, the Mariners are without their best player for the next 80 games, and their fans are left to wonder whether there’s some sort of curse haunting their favorite franchise.

Consider recent history:

  • 2014 — Behind Cano, Felix Hernandez and Kyle Seager, the Mariners surprise all of baseball by winning 87 games, a total that would be good enough for a playoff berth many years. Alas, a September skid (5-12 over one stretch) costs them, and they wind up a game back of the Athletics for the second-wild card. That 18-27 record in one-run games sure hurts.
  • 2015 — Seattle signs Nelson Cruz in hopes that this is finally the year. Instead, the team goes 41-48 in the first half and never sniffs the playoff race. Cano has a bad year, Felix regresses, the bullpen falters repeatedly, and the Mariners waste a season during their best players’ primes.
  • 2016 – After firing their manager and general manager, the Mariners bounce back. Cano, Seager and Cruz make for a fearsome offensive core. Diaz emerges as the bullpen bounces back. Seattle again finds itself in contention deep into September. But Felix takes another step back, Paxton, Taijuan Walker and Hisashi Iwakuma fail to fill the void, and the Mariners finish 86-76, three games out of the wild-card race.
  • 2017 — If Seattle had repeated its 86-win campaign of the previous year, Scott Servais and company would have qualified for the playoffs as the second wild card in 2017. Instead, the Mariners lose 1,402 total days to injury, endure down years from Cano and Seager, see Felix’s ERA dip into the 4s, watch Ariel Miranda lead the team in innings, drop 15 of their final 24 games and miss out by five games.

And now the curse has struck again. Before this week, the Mariners were healthy, Jerry Dipoto’s flurry of trades had largely paid off (shoutout to Jean Segura, Ryon and Mitch Haniger) and a wild-card berth looked entirely attainable. All hope isn’t lost with Cano out, but his extended absence will be be a major blow.

Sometimes teams go 17 years without a playoff berth because they’re just inept. They fail to develop or sign useful players and regularly finish below .500. It’s not black magic, just bad baseball. But these Mariners are different. They consistently manage to fall just short, to have just enough go wrong that they watch October from home. It’s a special kind of torture for their fans, one that earthly causes can’t fully explained. With each bad break, it seems more and more plausible that the Mariners are just simply goddamn cursed.

About Alex Putterman

Alex is a writer and editor for The Comeback and Awful Announcing. He has written for The Atlantic, VICE Sports,, and more. He is a proud alum of Northwestern University and The Daily Northwestern. You can find him on Twitter @AlexPutterman.