Florida Man snoring

In the adventures of Florida Man, the world’s greatest superhero, very little comes as unexpected with his exploits. But would anyone guessed snoring would be his latest accomplishment?

A sheriff’s deputy was summoned to the St. Lucie County Jail at around 11:30 on July 25 because an inmate had summoned him. He said he was hit by 45-year old Cedric Maynor, because the inmate complained Maynor was snoring too loud and he couldn’t sleep.

A deputy did say that the victim, “admitted to poking Maynor with his finger trying to wake him up to tell him to roll over and stop snoring”, which isn’t the world’s most suitable explanation if you’re trying to get someone in trouble. No one could move an inmate for “snoring too loudly” so the deputy told the victim to put cotton in his ears (not the best thing to say in that situation, to be fair).

“If I can’t sleep, neither will he!” the victim is quoted as saying.

Maybe there are two superheroes in this story.

Maynor was arrested on a battery upon a detainee by an inmate in a jail facility charge, which is quite a mouthful to say, but there we have it: a man was arrested because he essentially was snoring too loud.

Thus continues the adventures of Florida Man, the world’s greatest superhero.

[Off the Beat]

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