Brownies

Sometimes here at The Comeback, we like to divert ourselves away from the silly world of sports and delve into the silly world of incredibly bizarre news stories. An Omaha man eating four (!!!!!) pot brownies and then suddenly becoming incredibly rude, to his cat of all things, is one of those fantastic and wonderful diversions.

The 53 year old man was unloading groceries and found some brownies in the back seat of his car that his adult kids had left there by mistake (great parenting, boss). Police were called over to the house around 9:45 PM to check in on an accidental overdose, and what they found would have shocked even the most seasoned officer.

When the police arrived, one of the man’s sons told police the brownies, which were laced of pot, belonged to his siblings. Paramedics arrived at the scene found the man’s vital signs to be normal, but he was crawling around on the floor randomly cursing and called the family cat a “bitch” (wrong animal). He also told the paramedics he felt like “he’s trippin”. Surprisingly, the report didn’t say whether he was listening to Phish or the Grateful Dead at the time.

He was not arrested and paramedics helped the man into his bed, and told the family to call 911 if anything went wrong.

We can only imagine what the cat was thinking during this entire ordeal.

[Omaha.com]

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