In a move that would’ve probably been more appreciated before we were exposed to the garbage that is Fuller House (which has somehow been renewed for a season 2), the Brooklyn Cyclones will have a ‘Full House Tribute Night’ on July 9th at MCU Park.
The New York Mets’ minor-league affiliate will wear Full House-themed uniforms (as pictured above) for the game, and the first 2,500 fans in attendance will receiver a John Stamos bobblehead, complete with his “trademarked perfectly coiffed hair”:
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— Brooklyn Cyclones (@BKCyclones) March 3, 2016
As part of the evening’s festivities, the first 2,500 fans in attendance will receive a bobblehead of everyone’s favorite uncle – John Stamos – featuring his trademarked perfectly coiffed hair.
And there will be many, many more Full House activities that night:
In honor of Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky’s 25th Wedding Anniversary (has it really been that long?) the first 25 couples who were married in 1991 will be able to throw a first pitch prior to the game. They will also be invited onto the field prior to the start of post-game fireworks for a cheek-to-cheek dance to Uncle Jesse’s hit song “Forever.”
•Danny Tanner Clean-Off.
•Uncle Jesse Air Guitar Contest.
•No Hands Cereal Eating Competition – After Uncle Jesse’s motorcycle crash, he tries to eat a bowl of cereal with two broken arms, contestants will be asked to do the same (don’t worry, nobody’s arms will be broken during the process).
•Uncle Joey Race Around the Bases – Contestants will have to perform various tasks associated with Uncle Joey including dressing like Bullwinkle, playing the role of Popeye and saving Olive Oil, scoring a hockey goal and then racing home to wave the Canadian Flag.
•”How Rude” Pout Cam.
•All broken bats will be presented by Ranger Joe’s sidekick Mr. Woodchuck.
•In honor of the Olsen Twins and Michelle Tanner, real life twins will be able to take advantage of 2-for-1 ticket deals at the box office.
The most notable activity would have to be the “Kimmy Gibbler Stinky Feet Competition”:
•Kimmy Gibbler Stinky Feet Competition – Some poor soul on our staff will judge who has the most foul smelling hoofs in the ballpark.
That’s one competition you don’t want to win. Also, whatever that Cyclones staffer is being paid, it’s not enough.
