Washington man shoots himself in testicles while hiding marijuana in his ass

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson accidentally shot himself in the testicles with a gun in his front pocket last month in Cashmere, WA.

That alone would be plenty enough for a story, but there’s more. While doctors were performing surgery on Wilson, a balloon of marijuana “slipped out of his anus.” Additionally, police found another balloon of marijuana in his anus after a strip search.

Oh, and police found a bag of methamphetamine “inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.”

Via The Wenatchee World:

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.

During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.

Wilson — a 13-time convicted felon — was charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm, as well as unlawful possession of meth and possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility.

Whenever you think, “Ugh, things couldn’t be worse,” keep Cameron Jeffrey Wilson in mind.

[WIVB; The Wenatchee World]