Peeps pizza

Is there anything people won’t put on a pizza? To each his or her own, but don’t you dare try to offer me a slice of pizza ruined by melting some marshmallow Peeps on it. That’s when we’ll have some problems.

Because Peeps are in season and everybody seems to be trying to out-do everyone else with their crazy concoctions, some people have defiled a perfectly good-looking cheese pizza with yellow, bluem and orange Peeps melted on top. Naturally, the internet has burned up debating where this pizza stands on the totem pole of pizza options.

Take a look and judge for yourself.

So a couple of things to say real quickly about this. First, there is absolutely nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza. It may not be the top choice of toppings for me, but the perfect blend of sweet pineapple, mozzarella cheese, and sauce can be a refreshing thing of beauty on occasion.

Second, stop trying to put Peeps on anything and everything. We have them in Oreos, and quite frankly, that may have crossed the line enough. If it wasn’t, then the Peeps-flavored water ice at Rita’s might be.

What’s next? A Peeps-flavored milkshake from McDonald’s? A Peeps’s-flavored peanut butter cup? It may be too late this year to get that Peeps food on shelves now, but the creative juices will continue to chug for next year. There is no end in sight. We are doomed to suffer a Peeps-infested death.

So here is my recommendation for how to best enjoy a Peepsza.

Step 1: Put Peeps on a cheese pizza.

Step 2: Throw out your pizza.

Step 3: Order a new pizza with sausage and pepperoni.

[Mashable]

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