"Every year, water is responsible for thousands and thousands of deaths. Energy drinks only kill, like, what, one or two kids? So please, don't fall for the marketing bullshit. Water is not yoga, water is liquid death."
50-year-old Curtis Brooner was reportedly verbally offered free Burger King for life after being stuck in a restroom for an hour. But after he used that on 13 of the next 15 days, "district management" pulled the offer. Now, Brooner is suing.