MIAMI BEACH, FL - NOVEMBER 30:  A view of Kuru sushi served at DuJour Media, Gilt & JetSmarter party to kick off Art Basel at The Confidante on November 30, 2016 in Miami Beach, Florida.  (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for DuJour)

America, it’s time we had a talk about sushi

I’d like to talk about something that’s been weighing on me for some time. A topic even more polarizing than the 2016 election combined with the fourth-down spot in the Michigan-Ohio State game. I’ve witnessed an alarming trend over the past few years: Americans are becoming increasingly obsessed with sushi. And I call bullshit.  Side note: […]

KNOXVILLE, TN - OCTOBER 15:  Offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin of the Alabama Crimson Tide walks off the field after their 49-10 win over the Tennessee Volunteers at Neyland Stadium on October 15, 2016 in Knoxville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

The world is ending, because I don’t hate Lane Kiffin anymore

I’m all but certain that 2016 is the year the world ends. Let’s look at recent events: the Chicago Cubs won the World Series despite being cursed by a billy goat, Donald Trump will be our next president despite, well, *gestures wildly*, and I no longer hate Lane Kiffin despite my better judgment. Expect the […]


Best time off: Ranking the 10 best (federal) holidays

The College Football Playoff rankings were released earlier this week. As a Pac-12 fan, I have opinions about one-loss Texas A&M being ranked higher than undefeated Washington, so I’m taking a break from writing about football this week. Instead, I’ve decided to rank something of my own: holidays. I utilized a pretty straightforward formula. In […]

PULLMAN, WA - SEPTEMBER 03:  Head coach Mike Leach of the Washington State Cougars takes the field  prior to the start of the game against the Eastern Washington Eagles at Martin Stadium on September 3, 2016 in Pullman, Washington.  Eastern Washington defeated Washington State 45-42.  (Photo by William Mancebo/Getty Images)

Mike Leach doesn’t care about your baseball team or opinion of him

Washington State head football coach Mike Leach is one of the most entertaining figures in all of college sports. He isn’t shy about sharing his opinions on a wide variety of topics, from other teams and coaches, to current events in football, and even professional baseball. He’s a true curmudgeon who does things his way. […]